Ladies and gentlemen, it's official. I am the Most Widespread Owl in North America. That's according to the Academy, itself. I just took home the Golden Owl Pellet for the Most Widespread Owl Species in North America. Did you see my acceptance speech? I was very diplomatic. I thanked the Red-tailed Hawk for building all those fine treetop nest platforms for yours truly with all those sticks and whatnot.
Of course, the hawks were burning up when they heard that speech of mine. They were like, "We don't build them for YOU, fool, we build them for ourselves and our own chicks!'
Let me pull a question from my question jar here to get things rolling. Let's see now...
"Where do I live in North America?"
Hah! That's a good one. Where do I live in North America? Where do I NOT live in North America? We Great Horned Owls are found throughout Canada, Alaska, and the 48 contiguous states. I'm literally everywhere, folks1. You'd have to fly north of Hudson Bay to get away from me for good. But then why would you want to get away from the most powerful owl predator in the west -- unless maybe you were a raccoon or a chicken?
And when I say everywhere, I mean everywhere. Here is a list of some of the diverse habitats that we are known to frequent:
We even live in deserts, where we nest in saguaro cacti3. You know what they say: when in Rome, live like the Romans, right? Well, when in the desert, live like the Elf Owl4. That's our motto down in the American Southwest, at least when it comes to housing accommodations.
But, of course, our favorite nesting strategy is to commandeer the previously created treetop platforms of the red-tailed hawk5, a species which is fortunately just as omnipresent in North America as yours truly6. The nest is basically just a pile of sticks, of course, but it's home. Besides, it's not like we could do any better. We owls are basically clueless when it comes to home construction7.
Next question, please? And here we go...
"What are some fun facts about Great Horned Owls?"
Hah! That's another good one! What are some fun facts about Great Horned Owls? What are NOT some fun facts about Great Horned Owls?!!!
No, I'm kidding, folks. I don't even know what I meant by that.
Well, I am known as Tiger Owl, or Tiger of the Sky8, on account of my eagle-like power that allows me to take prey twice my own weight9, that's roundabout 3.5 pounds for yours truly and just 3 pounds for my better half10. This means that we Great Horned Owls can dine on mice, rabbits, birds, reptiles... and even other owls11, to be honest.
But the idea that we are some big threat to cats and dogs is just an urban myth. The actual attacks are very rare and when investigated, tend to involve special circumstances. A cursory Web search that I performed today brought up hundreds of pages of alarmist talk about such attacks, but only two or three cases of actual verified incidents.
Take the pets that were attacked in the small inland town of Gakona, Alaska back in 2013, as reported by Riley Woodford in the online version of the Alaska Fish & Wildlife News.
"In early March, two dogs and a cat in the area were attacked by an owl and several pet rabbits and a dog were found dead, presumed victims of the same raptor.12"
But this is not the typical behavior of a Great Horned Owl. Just ask Steve Lewis of the Fish & Wildlife Service in Juneau, whom Woodford quotes as follows:
“There are Great Horned Owls around almost every community in Alaska and you don’t hear about this. If this was a common event it would be documented more often, and it doesn’t happen a lot.13"
So there.
Lewis goes on to speculate that:
"I suspect there’s something going on with that bird and it wasn’t in good shape, or something was making it hard for it to catch wild prey.14"
See? What did I tell you? You've got to read the articles, folks, not just the headlines.
Spoiler alert: the supposed perpetrator went on to attack an 11-pound terrier in the same town, but the dog escaped with non-fatal injuries, whereas the owl itself was killed by a well-placed canine bite to the neck.
The poor thing!
If you want to talk about threats, let's talk about the threats that human beings pose to my species, through habitat loss, vehicle collisions, power lines, illegal shooting, and pesticides15.
Next question, please.
Let's see here.
"Shouldn't you limit the length of your blog entries so that you keep readers hanging on for more?"
Good point. This is supposed to be a blog instalment, after all, not War and Peace by William Hieronymus Tolstoy III!
So I'll be seeing you soon!
What's that? Where will I be seeing you soon? Where will I NOT be seeing you? I live everywhere in North America, remember?
Editor's note:
Virginia might have added that the Great Horned Owl is found in Mexico16 and Central America as well17, and that her cousin, Bubo virginianus nacurutu, is found in all South American biomes, with the exception of the Amazon Rainforest18.