The Academy finally does right by Surnia ulula January 19, 2025
Did you guys catch the North American Owl Awards last night? The Academy finally got it right. They finally recognized me for Most Hawk-Like Owl in North America. It seems like a no-brainer, given my species' common name, but I guess they wanted to make sure that I lived up to that name.
Check out my long tail, my pointed wings, and my swift flight. Last time I checked, those were all hawk-like attributes, folks. And what about my hunting strategy, the way I perch on a treetop, during the daytime no less, and patiently wait for some hapless vole to scurry by? Why, you couldn't ask for more hawk-like behavior from an actual board-certified hawk!
Emcee: Ladies and gentlemen, the Northern Hawk Owl of North America, Surnia ulula caparoch.
I will make a brief statement and then I will open up the floor to questions. First, I would like to remind you that I hunt almost exclusively during the daytime1, so this should help you differentiate me from the Boreal Owl2, who also resides in my territory, which is to say across most of Canada. I also am somewhat hawk-like in appearance, on account of my long tail3. And I fly like a hawk4. I soar leisurely above the forest clearings in search of rodents, which I can detect, by the way, with my excellent vision from as far as a half a mile away5.
[polite applause]
You're too kind, thank you. I am also significantly larger than the nocturnal Boreal Owl. In fact, we Northern Hawk owls can reach 17 inches in length6, whereas the Boreal Owl tops out at around 117.
Now then, questions.
Yes, Mr. Hawk Owl. Isn't it also true that you Hawk Owls have barred underparts8, whereas the Boreal Owl has streaky underparts9?
You shoot, you score.
Huh?
I mean, yes. Next question.
Could you provide us with photographs so that we can actually SEE the difference between the Northern Hawk Owl and the Boreal Owl?
Well, to be honest, we do a lot of screeching13. But the male mating call is a real original: a sort of "rolling whistled ulululululul," as the folks at Cornell Labs are pleased to describe it14.
And the calls of the Boreal Owl?
Their chief song consists of what the Larkwire website describes as "a series of whistled notes, gradually increasing in volume and pitch...15"
Could you provide us with sound clips so that we can actually HEAR the difference between the Northern Hawk Owl and the Boreal Owl?
Who are you, Barbara Walters? Well, I suppose I would be a spruce tree. In fact, I would be a dead spruce tree, if that's possible, since my species generally do our nesting on the snaggy tops of moribund conifers of that kind16.
And what about your favorite food?
Ooh, that's a tough one. I am such an opportunist17 when it comes to diet that it's hard to choose. But voles18 would probably be on the top of my list, with hares and squirrels19 coming in a respectable second.
And are you a migratory species?
No, we are non-migratory20. But we do head south when there is a cyclical downturn in prey populations21.
Oh, so you irrupt, then?
Yes, irruption is the technical word for it, I believe22.
Thanks for the questions, but it's nearing sundown, and some of us have to go to work in the morning.
Remember: Carpe diem, people! Seize the day (as opposed to the night, that is).
Emcee: Ladies and gentlemen, the Northern Hawk Owl of North America, Surnia ulula caparoch.